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Created on Sat, 24 Jan 2026 21:55:31 GMT
A hitman for hire art collective that focuses on readymades with bodies they are contracted to kill
An art critic that specializes in assassinations and gives the art collective a scathing review calling them "facetious, insincere, ironic, and of bad faith" the critic is later publicly shot and a micro funeral with bagpipes is heard
The art collective decides to be more crass and dives into blood finger painting, skin mache pinatas, and hourglasses made with the grinded down bones of the readymades that have rotted badly
Their presence in local farmers market vendors are often challenged with some artisans arguing the moral dilemmas of the times but they stand their ground attracting crust and cyber punks. Becoming big enough to have a spot on the late show with David Letterman. They decide to do what Crispin Glover pretended to do and dropkick Davids stupid face in and proceed to form a moshpit around him and take turns stabbing him on live television. The biggest viewership of the Late show's run. David Letterman survives
Invited them on again with the disclaimer he is wearing kevlar. So they just shoot him in the head instead after collecting a bounty up front
Eventually the art collective becomes big enough to be part of a new team of assassins for the govt and their readymade and gorecore art becomes the most desired pieces in American serial killer memorabilia
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