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You will never be a developer

Created on Wed, 29 Nov 2023 17:00:28 GMT

You will never be a developer. You have no degree, you have no work experience, you have no talent. You are a retarded zoomer twisted by reddit and /g/ into a crude mockery of professional perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back recruiters mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your to-do apps written in C behind closed doors. Hiring managers are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of shipping software have allowed real developers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even "coders" who get a phone screen sound uncanny and incompetent to a seasoned professional. Your dunning kruger memelang fanaticism is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a tier 1 help desk job, they'll write you up and fire you for cause the second they hear "actually leetcode has nothing to do with what coding is about" or "I failed precalculus but you don't even need math to code". You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single time you copy and paste a frontend tutorial project and push it to github, but deep inside you feel the knowledge that you are an incompetent hack creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a 10ft Ethernet cable, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and financial burden of having a larper NEET for a son. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your only real employer (McDonalds), and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a wageslave is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton and skull volume that is unmistakably sub 110 IQ. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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