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The Lone Vigilante #3

Created on Sun, 15 Aug 2021 05:28:43 GMT

Everyday I've been searching, looking for the Man who did that dastardly deed, a deed so heinous that I can't even speak it here. Rest assured however, I will not sleep nor rest until he is caught and brought to justice. Unfortunately, due to my vow, my lack of sleep had taken a toll on my body, and during a long night in the rain trying to find a place to tie up my bike (what happened to my car? Well it's a long story, but suffice it to say I had a run in with some angry n***** after he had a problem with my lack of clothing at his department store-- again, a long story), I got a nasty case of the flu. I spend about a day coughing and throwing up old poorly digested potato chip bits, I decided it was time to go to the doctor. I hitchhiked about four out of five miles to the hospital until I threw up in the car and was thrown out, that stupid dyke. At least I was able to compliment her jugs before she drove away. I ended up crawling the remaining mile, surviving off of lighting up cigarette butts I found on the ground for energy. Finally I was there. I walked into the waiting room and saw the doctor walking about of the room. He had slanted eyes, yellow skin... A-HA! The exact description of the man I had spent so much time hunting down. "What a happy coincidence", I thought as I looked around to see if anyone was noticing my staring (they weren't). I decided I would lay low until the time was right, and OH BOY was the time about to be right, just then, a fucking SMOKIN' HAWT nurse walked into the room. Erection status: RIPPINGLY HARD >:) I'm surprised nobody but the old lady sitting next to me noticed it, but that's neither here nor there. Point is, the nurse was hot as balls (IT'S AN EXPRESSION THAT MEANS SHE'S REALLY HOT). Just then a man walked into the toilet to do his business, and a bit later apparently the nurse called someone's name, I really wasn't paying attention to anything besides here bust at that point, but I guess I ended up following her. I walked into a room with her and she informed me that I needed to strip down and take an anesthetic. "Don't mind if I do", I thought as I took off my pants to revealing my GIGABONER pointing directly at her. I asked "What'll the operation be?" (hopefully a hard fucking ha ha!). She looked at me severely confused and said "You're getting a vasectomy." She still hadn't noticed my gigaboner, apparently, I guess she was looking away or something, or the POWER was too much for her to bear. Either way, this was not going according to plan, and believe me, since the first moment I had seen her, I had a plan. At that point I realized that this was all a trick and a plan to rob me of my powerful sperm and my ability to create a new generation of badasses. And I knew that the slanted-eyed "doctor" was behind it all. I hastily tried to explain to the woman that no, I indeed NEEDED my sperm, otherwise how could I knock up hot babes like her? It was at that point that she noticed me staring into her cleavage and saw my boner, and she became apparently incredibly uncomfortable (why?), told me to leave right now, and left the room. This was not going according to plan AT ALL. I tried to follow her but she started running and my pants not being completely on made me too slow to keep up, plus my boner was fading from all of the physical effort of trying to run after her. Bummer. All of these bitches act like I'm raping them or something, what gives? Anyways, as I started walking through the halls (pants still not on), I saw the doctor and, with a fit of rage, shouted "YOU!" and chased the doctor with a newfound speed that transcended my lack of fully-on pants. I tackled the man and started beating him over the head until he pulled up a syringe, stabbed it into my arm, and pushed down until all of its contents were in my blood. WHAT A FUCKING BITCH ASS C****! My last few moments were me grabbing the syringe, stabbing him with it in the head, and him falling over, (hopefully) dead. Ha ha! Just kidding! I was able to overcome the powerful of whatever shit he injected into me and ran away. I did still stab him in the head though. As I ran away and out the door (with people gasping at my lack of pants and probably admiring how large my cock was, (I think the guy who was in the toilet was jealous because he was asking what happened to the nurse who was going to give him a vasectomy, what a coincidence)), I got a look at the nametag on the door of his office: Jin Wong, PhD WHAT THE FUCK This guy wasn't the bastardly villain! Then WHY THE FUCK DID HE ATTACK ME and TRY TO MAKE ME STERILE? This shit wasn't over yet, but at least I knew there was one c**** dead, and the whole world could benefit from that. Tune into the Next Fucking Episode to find out what happens to our brave hero next!

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