How to contact your dealer covertly with only a fax machine

Created on Wed, 10 Dec 2025 05:43:46 GMT

You're going to have find a Lady Fax Machine. Which is difficult because women don't understand facts. But when you do, introduce two and they will begin a lengthy (and very destructive) mating ritual. Once they are done, in 9 months you will have a baby fax machine. You're going to want them to have two baby Fax machine's. At this point, you will have to kill both parent Fax Machine's. They're fiercely loyal to their children and will fax fake tax info to the IRS if you try to take the children without killing them first. If you do everything correctly, you should have two young infant Fax Machines to groom into doing their functions. Fax Machine's mature very quickly for their age though, and you can now give one to your dealer.

If done correctly, in about 18 months and a week, you and your dealer will both have fax machine's to communicate covertly.

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How to contact your dealer covertly with only a fax machine