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I've been living such a hightech life

Created on Mon, 12 May 2025 06:41:42 GMT

I've been living such a hightech life I can't stop. I've been buying a new phone every 3 months and I have 3 mechanical Keychron keyboards coming from Hong Kong as we speak. This cannot be framed as mere consumerism; my lifestyle has been changed forever. My mouse has custom made clicky buttons and all my texts are automated through LLMs. My family still hasn't caught on that my greeting cards are generated from Stable Diffusion and printed on my card stock printer I got from Newegg. Last night I woke up in a cold sweat because my new climate controlled smart bed malfunctioned but my Samsung phone sent the notification to wake me up to fix it. I nearly got into a wreck after I fell asleep in my comma.ai enabled self driving Nissan ran a red light but I was able to calm myself down with aural beats transmitted by my new sleep aid speaker. I need more time.

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