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Zoomer culture is centered around Discord

Created on Tue, 24 May 2022 18:58:26 GMT

Zoomer culture is centered around Discord. They have group therapy sessions on Discord. They groomed hundreds and thousands of naiive males and females on Discord. They listen to their Spotify account through Discord. They dress and act like Discord admins. They draw all their memes from Discord. They post sassy gifs on Discord. They watch gamers stream their games in worship of Discord. Their biggest event of the year involves paying for a Discord Nitro subscription in honor of Discord developers getting their bottom surgeries. They use Discord slang like "embed fail" and "slava ukrainia". When you say "friends", they're not thinking of going outside. Theyre thinking of Discord. Their entire life is completely occupied with Discord. They worship their public Discord groups disproportionately filled with trannies and their private circlejerks filled with groomers. Their men sit around screaming and micspamming in Discord voice chats while their women lure incels into giving them Discord Nitro subscriptions. They worship people like Jack Dorsey and Susan Wojcicki and Emmett Shear and the late Steve Huffman while attacking people who use other sources of communication before Discord took over. Their memes are filled with Discord and their YouTube is topped by Discord-related videos. They send discord links out to social media sites and celebrate when others accept and join because those are true red-blooded Discord zoomers. They use so much Discord to a point where "discord" does not make them think about "chaos and strife" but about a chromium app instead. They will tell you how much they hate Discord and how they have multiple forms of contact other than Discord and they are just being trendy but the the evidence speaks for itself in that Zoomers have always been and will be a group of Discord-loving niggers.

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