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Created on Wed, 21 May 2025 00:11:47 GMT

Subject: Re: OVAs Ain’t TV Shows? You’re a Fucking Joke, Sit Down Yo [Person 2], you pompous tranny, You’re out here jerking off to your own anime trivia like you’re the fucking Dalai Lama of weebs. “It’s not a TV show, it’s an OVA!” Holy shit, your “one film” crap about Angel Cop, Doomed Megalopolis, and Parasite Dolls is dumber than a bag of dicks. You’re screaming they’re not series ‘cause they’re hacked into 6, 4, and 2 parts? That’s like saying Gundam Wing’s 49 episodes are one fucking movie ‘cause it’s got a big-ass story. I’m six beers in, and even my drunk ass can see your logic’s deader than a Betamax tape. You’re whining that these OVAs—20-30 minute episodes with intros, cliffhangers, and all the serialized shit—can’t be called TV shows ‘cause of your sacred “OVA” bullshit. That’s not an argument, it’s a goddamn meltdown. If I’m slamming Angel Cop’s six parts on my couch, spilling beer on my keyboard, that’s a SERIES, you delusional fuck. Doomed Megalopolis’s four creepy episodes? Series. Parasite Dolls’s two cyberpunk shots? Mini-series. You gonna tell me Attack on Titan’s a movie ‘cause it’s got an arc? Your “no interruptions” excuse is flimsier than your spine in a debate. That “do you even know the difference” jab? Fucking pathetic. You’re not teaching a masterclass—you’re a gatekeeping dipshit clutching your Funimation subscription like it’s a Nobel Prize. OVAs are just direct-to-video anime, sometimes with more cash for shiny visuals. That’s it. Calling them “films” to shit on “TV show” is like saying a manga volume’s one chapter ‘cause it’s part of a story. It’s still a series, you pretentious asshole. Your “by fiat” nonsense—declaring OVAs are films ‘cause YOU say so—is No True Scotsman crap so blatant it’s got its own bagpipes. “It’s not a TV show, it’s an OVA!” Oh, so you’re gonna ban me from anime club ‘cause I didn’t jerk off to Ninja Scroll on VHS in ‘95? Fuck off. And that “label it yourself” bullshit? I ain’t your bitch, pal. If you’re so obsessed with your OVA altar, why not talk about why Angel Cop’s cyberpunk kicks ass or Doomed Megalopolis’s occult shit spooks? Oh, right, ‘cause you’re too busy playing Terminology Hitler, screaming into the void like a knockoff HBO ad: “It’s not TV, it’s OVA!” Snore. You’re not defending anime—you’re just circle-jerking your ego like it’s a rare Evangelion figurine. OVAs are badass, no question. Angel Cop’s gritty action? Fucking killer. Doomed Megalopolis’s supernatural weirdness? Gold. Parasite Dolls’s neon vibes? I’m in. But you’re too busy larping as Anime God to say anything worth a damn. Stop hiding behind “it’s an OVA” like it’s your whole personality. You’re not outsmarting anybody—you’re just a loudmouth twat with a keyboard and a hard-on for being right. So, [Person 2], chug a shot, grow a pair, and drop the gatekeeping. Tell us why these OVAs are worth watching, or I’ll assume you’re just here to cry about labels like a sub-vs-dub loser at a con. Your move, genius. Don’t fuck it up. —TopDrunkee, too hammered to deal with your shit

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