funny degen man

Created on Mon, 21 Mar 2022 02:32:08 GMT

>used to pick up cigarette butts off the ground in the local town center and roll the tobacco out into a baggie then roll cigs with that 
>used to dig in my car for change to buy cheap gas station beer 
>used to drive around selling weed just to smoke more 
>used to smoke a joint on my way to community college, get there, sit in the parking lot high in my car, smoke more, then go home and play counter strike without ever having gone to class 
>got a handjob from a retarded girl behind a dumpster in a local park 
>smoking weed out of a potato and a straw
>jerked off in a clothing store bathroom and came into my underwear 
>jerk off while driving 
>sold people fake acid, was just paper 
>robbed weed dealers 
>used to piss in a pile of clothes in my bedroom because my mom would hear the sound of me pissing im bottles and get mad, this was quieter 
>eventually it became infested with maggots 
>scraping resin out of a weed pipe to smoke 
>catfishing people online for money 
>threw a bag of rotting of banana and fruit peels at my old manager when i drove by after work
>set my location on dating sites to the nearest chinatown to fuck chinese women

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