Chinese History

Created on Mon, 13 Feb 2023 22:18:56 GMT

>chinese history is much more interesting
>interesting

>be ling pong ping
>become emperor of ping pong dynasty at 5 years old
>brother pong ling tong, half brother and son of my father's 57th concubine, attempts to take the throne
>the battle of ching chong ting tong is waged
>57 million civilian casualties, massive acts of cannibalism and infanticide recorded
>the battle never even reached the city
>decisive Pong Ping victory
>have brother castrated and eaten alive by pigs
>bury 4 million of his soldiers halfway underground and have them eaten alive by pigs
>2 years later my court appointed concubine, age 31, kills me in my sleep because she's having an affair with a Eunich
>kingdom taken over by the Su Yu Fuk kingdom 4 days later
>more mass cannibalism and civilian deaths

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Chinese History